One of my all time annoyances has to be somebody commenting on my food when I'm eating at my desk at work. The miniscule kitchen at work doesn't provide me with enough stimulation for dining...so I eat at my desk. Perfectly fine with the boss thank you very much for asking. Anyway, it never fails that someone has to say..."ooooh, what's that you're eating? MMMM...Smells good." Total creep factor, there I'm sure everyone agrees, right? I mean, GET YOUR OWN!

But it also never fails that some dimwit with his head firmly planted in his asshole makes a comment like "ooh, that's a big lunch. Better watch the pounds! HAhahahahah." Is this funny to you, bucko? Feel like berating me cause your wife's a fat bitch and all those fantasies you've had about me while I deliver your mail and you stare at my ass are being ruined by me having a fucking slice of pizza? ARGH! SHE-HULK MAAAAAD!

It's just so goddamned rude. My upbringing may have made me a little insecure, as I mentioned yesterday, but at LEAST it provided me some manners. God, were you raised by wolves? Actually, wolves would NEVER do that. I'm pretty sure staring longingly at another wolf's food will get your wolf butt torn into shreds.

Now I've lost my appetite. That and the zipper on my pants broke.