I AM FLY PAPER FOR FREAKS

Just thought I'd let you all in on a little messed up email converstion that happened recently. I think I must give off some sort of funky vibe, because this has been the most fucked up week as far as sketchy inter personal relations go. I've changed names (OR HAVE I?) to protect the innocent.


Hey ,

I now have a studio at my basement, and I could use someone to do lots of> > > producing/sound editing/voicing Let me know if you are interested in unsupervied work for the experience of it-Frank

Quoting me: It would actually be fantastic because I'm searching for some way to make a demo for myself. Let me know whenever, though I am busy, and we'll chat>

FRANK. wrote:> > Hi > >> > My number is 384-*****. call me tonight at 8 pm, and we can discuss the> > details.> > If you can a car, come on over, and you can see the studio for yourself,> and> > maybe we can arrange for you to be there when I am out.> >> > -F>
Quoting me :>> > Hey Frank,> >> > I have a class tonite until ten of ten. Could I ring you tomorrow
FRANK wrote:>> Tomorrow night, same time, 8 pm.> -F

FRANK wrote
It’s 8 :20…WHERE are you?

Quoting me:
As much as I appreciate the offer...I think I'll pass...I don't appreciate your tone. At all.
I had an audition last night and didn't get home until after midnight...My phone was practically dead and my boyfriend was a much more important phone call.

FRANK wrote:Hey You have a great voice, and so much potential, but I can see why you have not advanced to where you should be. Other people might be to intimidated to tell you what you need to hear, even if you don't want to hear it. Go ahead and be pissed off. That's ok. If you don't know it now, you will come to it later,the realization, that deep down inside, you have enough talent to know I am right.> ...Tone?...Do you always sabotage your own career like this?That's ok. I don't appreciate scheduling time for a call (a time Yourequested)and having my time wasted. I had arranged for you to get paid tutoring on sound editing software Wavelab (out of my own pocket) for theinternship, a guarenty that it would air on at least 1 FM station in Vancouver,and at least 3 internet stations. You blew it.>.You asked for a date and time, and you screwed up on your scheduling. That is your problem. You made it my problem. Those excuses may work in other areas ofyour life, but in this industry, with me, those excuses are a dime a dozen. Don't project your irresponsiblity into the "tone" of others because you cannot get it together. Your low self esteem has no business in your careerbuilding.-Frank

Hey Frank,
Um career? I think you have me mistaken with someone else. I have absolutely no intention of pursuing a CAREER in radio. So instead of making comments about something you know nothing about, namely me, perhaps in the future you will ask questions instead of barking orders.
And you arranged WHAT?!?! Did I ask you to do that? And now your pissed and feel like hurling insults...fine, but before you tell me what I blew or what I sabotaged, perhaps you should have asked what My intentions for MYself were. Last time I checked, you weren't the one responsible for my career; in fact you haven't even said BOO to me in like four or five months and now, what, JUMP? Worry about your own 'career' bitterness, you obviously need to.
Maybe invest in some Yoga classes.
The comments you made here are uninformed and knee jerk, so you'll pardon me if I don't take you at all seriously. Me and my low self-esteem are going to go get a coffee now and ponder my extreme talent.


OKAY...AM I crazy or is this guy probably building bombs in his basement as well? Why does every Tom, Dick and Dickhead think they're important cause they have an internet radio station? Yippee. I'm pretty sure I caught an episode of Aunt Mary's Community Bake Sale Radio last week...the nuts were not just in the recipes, if you know what I'm saying.