CHILL

Probably the most annoying thing someone can say to me (especially if I'm really on a rant-roll) is to CHILL. Or RELAX. For some reason, when someone says this to me I turn into She Hulk . I treat it like a slap in the face, because what it means is that whatever I'm pissed off at doesn't deserve my venomous rage. And who's to say it doesn't???!!!! I think the 'relax' thing happens to a lot of women. Maybe our rage scares people. Or maybe we just spend our energy getting upset over nothing. I dunno. What I do know is that nothing makes a pissy woman a rage-o-holic (you know adicted to rage-ohol!...God Bless Homer)faster than the word 'relax'. Seriously, gents try it on your woman and see her go from pissy to BITCHTASTIC in 60 seconds. (Use with caution)

(No boyfriends were harmed in the making of this blog)