Monday, September 26, 2005

Goddamned Canadian Geese


So I heard them two days ago. Honking their little feathered asses off right above my head. Walking down a street near our apartment, I noticed a guy on his veranda holding a cup of coffee, who, upon hearing those harbingers of 'hiver' sighed and turned back into his apartment, exclaiming to someone inside...'Les maudites oies sont parties!' The geese have gone south
My heart fell. Fuck. It's over.
And today is so grey and wet and miserable, I feel like hibernating for the winter. (Ain't no way I'm going south with all the damn hurricanes). I'm gonna find myself a nicely lit cave and curl up with a book and my iPod Shuffle. Yah, that's right. Screw winter in its ear.

Monday, September 19, 2005

Michael Moore Honorary Canadian

Can I ask a question? I mean I know he has an abnormally big mouth, but where the hell are OUR documentary filmmakers with their fervour against the CBC lockout? Picketing maybe? I vote to make Moore an honorary Canadian. At least for the sake of us having SOMEONE in this country's media speaking out about the lockout or at least trying to figure out the details of the conflict, which have been vague at best. (Maybe those reporters are picketing too).

Also, he could TOTALLY pass for a lumberjack.


TORONTO (CP) - Famed American documentarian Michael Moore demandedFriday that the CBC drop plans to air this weekend his Academy Award-winning film, Bowling for Columbine, because of the month-longlockout at the public broadcaster."I do not want my film being broadcast on the network unless it iswilling to let its own workers back in to work and promises tobargain with them in good faith," Moore said in a statement Friday."CBC has locked out its union workers, an action that is abhorrent toall who believe in the rights of people to collectively bargain. Whythe great and honourable CBC is behaving like an American corporationis beyond me."Bowling for Columbine, an examination of America's obsession withguns and violence, is scheduled to air Sunday night on CBC and aspokesman for the broadcaster said the documentary will be showndespite Moore's objections."We've promoted the film heavily and our audiences are expecting itto be on," said Jason MacDonald. "We will broadcast it."Moore won an Oscar for best documentary for the film in 2003.He used his acceptance speech at the Oscar ceremony as an opportunityto launch a broadside against President George W. Bush and hisparticipation in the war in Iraq, which had been launched only a fewdays earlier.

Friday, September 16, 2005

Crazy called they want their straight jacket back

This just in...


Frank wrote:
Ok. I will keep all this in mind next time you seem excited about the
opportunity to create a "demo" for a career in the entertainment industry that
you do not want. Good luck with your future auditions.

I am not pissed (you are projecting again)...I am disappointed in you for
wasting my time. For some reason I excepted better professional behavoir from
you. Silly me I guess.


-F


I wrote:
Yes keep it in mind. Please do. Have a beautiful day.


(I'm telling you , Yoga, maybe meditation...)


And I wrote to English boyfriend:
Get a load of this load. HA!


English boyfriend wrote:
Huh??? This guy seems a little bit weird…..that my English sense of understatement kicking in…..WTF??? Has this guy been reading another set of emails, after sniffing solvent? I really don’t understand what his problem is….

Woe is me. All of a sudden the entertainment industry lies in this guy's basement.